Ragnarokmol - Furry Warrior

[Ragglerok]

1) Please tell us your class and main spec (including any off-spec information you find relevant) and provide a link to the armory of the character that you are applying with. Be sure log out in the appropriate gear/spec.
I hit things, but occasionally I can let things hit me. http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/s ... mol/simple

2) When you want to research your spec/gear so you can tank/heal/dps better where do you go to get this information? Nearly everyone says EJ, so impress us. Where do you go for your information besides EJ?
I ask the great Cthulu. Or ummmmm, Google?

3) How willing are you to switch roles (tank to dps, dps to healer, etc.) if your class allows for it? Are you willing to switch specs for specific fights (e.g. a mage going frost for add kiting on Nef)? Note: If you were recruited as dps we will understand if you do not want to be a permanent tank/healer, but it's good to know if we can hot-swap you if someone's absent that day.
I’ll charge 50g per spec swap, but I suppose.

4) What is your current raid progression? If it is different from the character you are applying with, also tell us why you are switching mains.
I killed this world Tarina or something. I’m switching back to my original toon, started like forever ago, because there’s something about the way my character moooooves (see! Cow joke). No really, the warrior is my original toon, and though he may take a break here and there, he always comes back with a fury! (Spec joke!) No seriously, I think I’ve only swapped to Arms like once or twice in my wow career.

5) Do you have any notable achievements when raiding previous tiers? (e.g. Killing Kael'thas in TK before he was skippable, Bane of the Fallen King before 4.0.1, etc.)
I cleared up to half of Naxx in Vanilla. Killed TK / Vashj when they were hard and you needed to get their vials. We cleared failmyst in funwell before they nerfed the zone. I have the undying title.

6) Do you have any World of Logs reports or Recount breakdown screenshots you could link or post so we can get a feel for your performance?


7) What are your professions, are they maxed, and why did you choose these? If they are gathering professions would you be willing to switch to a more raid viable profession?
I work in IT. I chose it cause it has the possibility to make a lot of money and I like to make people feel bad about themselves. But I guess if you’re talking about in the game then I’m a blacksmith / alchemist. They have some points in them.


8) Are you available to make both scheduled raid days for the group you are applying to (Sat/Mon for Group 1, Wed/Thursday for Group 2)? Obviously things come up, we understand that. We have a 75% attendance policy. However we are looking for dependable raiders.
I’m applying for that one group with the stuff.



9) In which timezone do you play? Are you aware that we are a Pacific Time (PST) server and schedule our events at primetime for our server (usually starting around 7-8 p.m.)? If you are transfering, have you tested that you have adequate ping to our server (located in California) that your gameplay will not be lagged?
I’m in CST (right now) . It’ll be CDT eventually. UTC-6 or something like that.



10) What other guilds have you been a part of and what were their primary goals? Why did you choose to leave your former guilds?
All my other guilds were Darkspear guilds. Damnation, Nox Eternae, Hammered. Then this guild called Be Your True Mind or something.


11) Are you currently guilded, and if so, have you informed your current guild leader that you are applying with us?
I am, and I told my GM to get bent, so I dunno how long I’ll have a home anyways.


12) What do you expect to accomplish with Be Your True Mind?
Kill Stuff, Get Purps, Be Awesomer, Rinse and repeat till 1337.

13) What really annoys you in a guild?
Keeping up with Bec’s alts.

14) Do you know any of our members? If so, how do you know them?
I’ve talked to a few people in the guild. I met Bec once. I think I might have run some pugs with your members too. Other than that, I don’t know anyone in this guild, but I heard there were a few questionable souls around.


15) Are you the type to regularly visit your guild's forums? Note: We often post strategies on the forums and require that any absences be posted in advance. If you're forum-phobic this isn't a good guild for you to raid with.
If people post relevant stuff, then I’m likely to visit them. But if it’s just penis enlargement ads, I’ll pass. I definitely don’t need them.


16) Give us a few reasons why we should chose you for our guild.
I stand in fire cause I secretly know it gives rep. I always use spirit flasks to help my mana regen. I rarely use enchants cause they mess with the ‘purity’ of the game. So basically, I’m eye candy.


17) If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
You would get a “Chubs” (See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTbRCy2EU1A for reference)



18) Please take a few sentences to tell us about yourself; how old you are, what you do for a living or what you study, what other games you might play, etc.
I do stuff. I am like 33 years old. Have a wife and kids. I work in IT which I already said. I have a Master’s degree which is kinda a big deal to me. I play Dota 2 and Hearthstone. I try to avoid steam sales, cause I like having money.


19) Finally, please post a screenshot of your UI so we can see what it looks like. You can list any hidden addons or keybindings which are useful for your playstyle, particularly if they're hidden and not immediately obvious from the screenshot.


(Full Pic: https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/xN8vh ... 58-h680-no)
Who needs a UI?

[Promisin]

Furry warrior - you make me smile, Seb

[Uglychick]

Hi Rag

Thanks for your application. I have copied it into a separate section of the forum for any discussion around your app to take place. We will get back to you asap

Ugly

Also, you are a silly goose.

[Ragglerok]

Goose is a non-playable character.

[Uglychick]

Not in the next patch, when the xpac officially changes to Warducks of Draenor.

I am tired, don't do this to me.

[Uglychick]

We'd like to invite you to trial

Numbers/roles and ilvls permitting we will try to start this Saturday.

[Ragglerok]

Will it be a jury of my peers? Also, I'll have my lawyer there just in case you all try to violate my rights.